Is my English horrible? Not extremely. Do I make a lot of mistakes if I don't think about what I type? Very much so. I am the first to admit my English is pretty awful at times. I often use incorrect word tense and I spell words according to how they sound to me, instead of how they really spell. When I make silly mistakes, I like to call them "Humperism". It takes some people years to fully understand them.
Do you think you can decode Humperism?
Me: Guess what???!!!
Him: Hey. What?
Me: TOTORO CAME LAST NIGHT!!! The acorns, they sprouted!!!!!
Me: I just finished my run, I walked passed my pot where the acorns are, some of them made it through the winter and sprouted!!!!!
Him: Oh wow. Well, life finds a way.
Me: Yeah! Apparently, not all of them got invested with lavas!!!
Him: Invested with lavas?
Me: Remember, I brought them back from Barrington.
Him: "Infested with larvae". Got it. Figured it out.
Me: YEAH!!! Those words!!! I'm going to have acorn trees!
Him: Yep. Investments with llamas
Me: Oh SHUUUUUUUUUSH!
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